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I mean literally just talk to her, because like citations and shit happen, but if she's asking you for a contract, she might not care.

but no, it's not terrible. people should think about the contracts. there's gunna be things that change, but you can try and keep it as normal as possible

and if you don't want to be told to be on your knees, just avoid the non-LIEr businesses. doesn't mean the city won't fuck with you both, but unfortunately with the line down your neck, it doesn't matter what dom you have

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i dunno how people aren't just freaking out about it constantly.

sorry, man.

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I definitely did in the beginning. i think you gotta figure out what you want and like what's comfortable. but from my almost year experience here, having someone that cares means something. especially when shit gets dark here

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[ pause. the typing dots dancing, going away, and dancing again...

no. ]

you wanna smoke weed?

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[That's not what he's expecting back, but then well-- it's a pretty heavy topic of conversation.]

sure [Eddie'd be proud.]

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[ maybe he'll want to talk about it more if he's high, maybe he won't. but it seems like a good idea right now. ]

cool. pick a good record

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yelena got us a house, so I'm not in the towers any more, but I'll ping you my location.

you can go through my collection yourself

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look at you, with your sugar momma. sweet.

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her sister was sometimes crashing with us

and it was really awkward walking out of the shower and there she was

[Okay, so maybe he shouldn't have been walking around naked, but Yelena never cared, and he always figured Natasha wouldn't just scarily appear in the apartment like she sometimes did.]

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is her sister cute?

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if I admitted to that and her or yelena found out, you would never find my body

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so yes

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you said it, not me
she has accidentally seen my penis more times than i can count so I'm already on thin ice

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dude. wear a towel.

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No, that was already the second time

the device sometimes likes to send out your pics to other people without you knowing. she’s gotten a couple

oh and the city putting me in a zebra thong, and she happened to be in the same cell. all of these were mostly out of my control

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don't take pictures of my junk, then. got it.

kinda wanna see the zebra thong though

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[You would think Steve would learn that lesson by now, but ugh, having porn on your device is kind of fun. Especially when people ask it from him.]

I burned that thing. it was not a good look

[The thong was a little awkward, but it was the print.]

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more of a leopard print guy?

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I'm not much of an animal print guy
or being stuck in a cage guy
at least maybe forcefully

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yeah i assume the cage thing was kind of a mood killer

That kind of thing happen a lot?

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i mean you can get fined and jailed for different things here

but this was the first time they were just arresting us and sending us to the Zoo

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what do you mean? for no reason?

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i mean they just arrested us for made up reasons that didn't happen, just rounded us up

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great. Big things to look forward to.

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they might not do it again. they do things like that. change the rules up once and then who knows... hopefully i'm never back in that place again