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yelena got us a house, so I'm not in the towers any more, but I'll ping you my location.

you can go through my collection yourself

look at you, with your sugar momma. sweet.

her sister was sometimes crashing with us

and it was really awkward walking out of the shower and there she was

[Okay, so maybe he shouldn't have been walking around naked, but Yelena never cared, and he always figured Natasha wouldn't just scarily appear in the apartment like she sometimes did.]

is her sister cute?

if I admitted to that and her or yelena found out, you would never find my body

so yes

you said it, not me
she has accidentally seen my penis more times than i can count so I'm already on thin ice

dude. wear a towel.

No, that was already the second time

the device sometimes likes to send out your pics to other people without you knowing. she’s gotten a couple

oh and the city putting me in a zebra thong, and she happened to be in the same cell. all of these were mostly out of my control

don't take pictures of my junk, then. got it.

kinda wanna see the zebra thong though

[You would think Steve would learn that lesson by now, but ugh, having porn on your device is kind of fun. Especially when people ask it from him.]

I burned that thing. it was not a good look

[The thong was a little awkward, but it was the print.]