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[hairspraying]

really? is that what you want to go with?

I am actually aware of that, but I think that's the closest we have other than People Zoo.

[munstar]

That a problem?

That's kind of lame. I'd rather go to the zoo than the aquarium.

[hairspraying]

you like calling me Big Boy in a city obsessed with sex

seems like you're calling out my dick size, dude

and yeah zoo > aquarium, but i'll take what i can get. plus the one room they've got these fish that kinda make you high, so it's cool to stumble into the jellyfish room after

[munstar]

[It takes a solid minute for realization to hit, and then Eddie has to laugh out loud.]

Let's face it, man. There are worse things I could call you.

Maybe I am.

See, I bet they'd get a lot more traffic if they led with "fish that get you high".

[hairspraying]

i'm almost afraid to ask what else you would call me, but now I want to know

i mean a lot of things actually get you high when you think of aphros in that way. not all of them are like 'i need to jump your bones right now' kinda of aphros, but you could get those, too. just makes everything like more aggressive-- the need to fuck a lot more persistent. kinda like an upper, I guess?

[munstar]

You sure you wanna know?

[Is he stalling a little because he hasn't actually come up with anything? Maybe.]

Fuck, man. Don't try to bring normal logic into this.

Are you saying there are different kinds though? How does that even work? Aren't they all just meant to do the same thing?

[hairspraying]

I'm curious [Calling his bluff.]

yeah, you can go to the bars and order different types. Like some just make you relax and get comfortable, some hype you up, some make you super horny-- it depends on what you want. I know this place that's pretty cool called the Scratch if you wanna go sometime. they don't randomly spike you like some of the other bars do. like you know what you're getting if you order one of them.

[munstar]

You know what they say about curiosity. [More stalling. Oops.]

Could you use the ones that make you relax to help you sleep? Pretty sure I don't need any help getting horny but that's good to know I guess.

How many of the other bars randomly spike your shit? Is it all of them?

[hairspraying]

and yet, you're still not answering

yeah, they have a couple of those. I think Scratch makes something like that definitely. if you ever want to go, i've been there a few times

umm, probably all the ones in the Down. might be hit or miss in the Up.

[munstar]

So observant.

[And he's still not answering.]

Might take you up on that at some point. Could be fun.

There's probably a joke to be made there somewhere, but I'm not feeling ambitious enough, so you're welcome to do so.

[hairspraying]

So you've got nothing then. [Calling him out.]

It's not bad if you know what you're getting into.

nah, I get it enough.