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[hairspraying]

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[breakfastattiffanys]

[Oh well, now that changes things, doesn't it?]

Of course she did.

[So she really is like Serena. Flirting like it's breathing, aware but "not aware" the affect she has on men, and more than happy to leave them pining. Jot that down in her mind and never let it go.]

Fine. I believe you.

[hairspraying]

I mean my junk was on it... i kinda don't blame her

[Probably not making things better.]

[breakfastattiffanys]

[So close.]

Right.

I'm really sure she was thinking about that.[Can you hear the sarcasm through text.]

[hairspraying]

i mean that's what she said. I said I could give it back, but it was literally hanging around my waist

I would have paid for drycleaning but I also had like no money since I wasn't contracted then

[breakfastattiffanys]

[Please go on, Steve.]

She's so understanding, isn't she?

[hairspraying]

i mean i just don't think she wanted my dick on her clothing???

idk...

[What did he say wrong this time???]

[breakfastattiffanys]

[Evil schemes rising, rising.]

Oh I'm sure.

[Oh and look, the negligee she first wore with him. What a coincidence.]

I'm going out for the night.

[hairspraying]

um, okay. I was going to order from that little Italian place...

[breakfastattiffanys]

Bon appetite.